Lyin' Lavvy

​I've turned many of my Twitter threads about Anjali into third-density mini-blogs across two pages - a more readable format and a backup in case Twitter self-implodes. If you're new to the doomed Expedition of the Millennium and the coming Anjapocalypse, these articles will give you an idea of how the story unfolded. The pages take a while to load, but you'll learn...

• How hypnoregression messes you up
• How to take baby steps towards starting a doomsday cult
• How to fail to mount an expedition to collect irrefutable proof of ET in a mountain base
• How Whitley Strieber wishes he'd never gotten involved
• How to pretend to sue someone by making up stuff they never said
• How to involve innocent parties in your delusion
• How to insist you are completely immune to high-potency THC cannabis resin despite three eyewitnesses insisting you were well and truly f**ked up.
• How to mistake a small alcove in a rock for a 200-yard tunnel with an alien base at the end of it
• Orion is a planet